January 2, 2002
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I am on booger duty today. Had a shocking night with the Mouse - yelled till 1am, then work at 3am and surprise, surprise - she's sick.
Dammit. I get today to spend with her then back to work tomorrow, and I am gonna spend it with a snotty limpet round my neck, and booger stains on my shirt.
I cannot believe I choose my clothes as to whether they coordinate with snot. My god. How the mighty have fallen.
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What about vomit on your arm? That always makes me think of my slutty days with musicians. Well, cause it's about the same, really...no...well, yeah.
Spit-up, snot, puke...oh, and don't forget poop, they are the new fall colours this year. Gawd, Stress. You just live too far away. I think you and I would get along immensely well. Just wait 'til she's old enough for school and she claims to be sick and you send her off only to have the school call saying she's puked all over the class and could you come and pick her up, please? It's a lovely moment in motherdumb let me tell you.
Yeah well actually, the vomit does bring back memories. Fragmented ones....nothing like a good puke to put everything in perspective.
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