August 12, 2008
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Hey folks, I also have all the anti-puke meds I need.
Unfortunately, they make me er... constipated. Like trying to shit a basketball.
I just had my second - "never want to repeat" experience last night. I am chewing Senna tablets like Tic Tacs. I was begging the poop-god to end my life at approximately 4am this morning, while snarling at anyone who dared to rattle the bathroom door. So undignified.
Weeping, trying not to puke, trying very hard to pass a basketball and pretending to read US magazine to take my mind of my newly born hemms.
Sometimes, cancer comes down to the big questions:
To puke or to shit?
I guess I can't suffer nobly in silence, can I?
Comments (3)
You crack me up, like no other, Sending Big Monster Virtual Hugs!!!
Aw, crap.
(sorry, couldn't help it.)
I got very familiar w/ metamucil, orange flavor.
Sending you moving vibes, back end only.
i don't really think you should suffer nobly in silence, unless you're a wispy tubucular thing in the 19th century.
but seriously, keerist. poop or barf? that's a hard choice, for shore.
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