September 15, 2004
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Plah.
My head hurts because I have a boatload of snot in it due to the umpteenth cold I have caught from one or both of my children. I swear, I've been sick since June. Furthermore, I have a shitload of stuff I've written that I'd like to put up here (to make up for not doing it for over 6 months) but I cannot be arsed. Life is too tough lately. I need to deal with manageable problems. Such as raising children to be little drones.
My kid is in trouble at preschool for calling another child a 'fucking idiot'. I personally don't get what the problem is - from all accounts, the child in question is in fact, an incredible fucking idiot. However, little girls shouldn't say such things, even if the fucking idiot is trying to hold her down and kiss her after she said no. I explained to the preschool that she was just 'using her words' which is something they repeat ad nauseam to the little dears - but apparently, there are acceptable words and unacceptable words.
Just like kids, I guess.
I need to sit her down and tell her that Mummy prefers to call people 'twats' lately. That's a much better word.
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Oh yeah, that ought to keep her out of trouble. Not.....
Steve
i cant even begin to tell you how much i love your site and writings. damn. you sound just like me. long lost twin perhaps? ahh, i hear my little moster whining. must go.
Oh man, look at how adorable she is. She can call me a fucking idiot anyday.
tee hee, maybe she should call them "cunts" -- bwahahahaha, I crack myself up!
ROTFL - that's too funny! your girl is beautiful. schools are very funny that way. on a lighter side. my sister was pregnant and told her oldest son that the baby was in her womb, because she didn't want him thinking he could have one in his "tummy" and didn't want to teach him uterus. The school didn't like womb?! Just goes to show, you can't please everyone!
Awww, not a baby mousie any more.
Well, my guy only swears when he's parroting me, but he's on his way...
My boyfriend is hoping our kid's first word will be 'Fuck' but I don't particularly want to deal with the bitching from the schools.
They are just words...for fuck's sake.
She looks just like her mama. My own daughter yelled at me from the backseat this morning when a Fugees song came on: "Mom, this song sucks!" I wonder if the fact that her younger sister had her arms swaying over her head to Lauryn Hill influenced her decision at all....
What I want to know is did the teachers talk to the "fucking idiot" who would not respect her "NO?" If you can get dragged into the teachers office they should drag in the parents of the other child to figure out if he knows what the word no meant.
My gosh! Look how BIG she is!! How the time does fly....
I know, I look at her, and wonder where the hell the time has gone. Then I look at my wrinkles and grey hair, and I know!
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